Offbeat Karaoke News

June 3, 2009

Disgruntled Man Sues Over Karaoke Wizard of Oz Production

Filed under: Karaoke Entertainment, What? ANOTHER Karaoke Law? — Tags: , , — admin @ 9:24 am

Witch from The Wizard of Oz casting a spell on people who sue her stage production

Witch from The Wizard of Oz casting a spell on people who sue her stage production

In what is an insult to karaoke fans everywhere, the London newspaper The Mail is reporting that Adrian Bradbury is launching a legal action against the producers of a stage musical production of ‘The Wizard of Oz’. 
 
What’s his complaint?

Mr. Bradbury, a fan of ‘The Wizard of Oz’ says, “When the music starts it normally makes the hairs stand up on the back of your neck, but instead it was obvious that it was a synthesised backing tape.”

Now granted, he probably is going to be a bit more critical than you or me because he is a professional musician.  He says the use of the karaoke tracks meant “there could be absolutely no interaction between the singer and the music”.  He did compliment the show by saying “there were some good special effects and a lovely little dog - but it wasn’t a musical.”

Sir Harrison Birtwistle, the UK’s foremost living composer, supported Bradbury by writing “The Wizard of Oz is a musical, composed for a cast of singers/actors with orchestral accompaniment, with a musical director in overall control. Without the orchestra or musical director a performance of ‘The Wizard of Oz’ is best described as karaoke.”

Birtwistle explains that in a properly performed musical or opera there is constant interaction between the singer and the band or orchestra. “In karaoke there is no such meaningful dialogue between the singer and the pre-recorded soundtrack - it is no more possible than a caller having a meaningful conversation with an answerphone.”

Bradbury says that it was deceptive advertising for the theater to advertise the show as a “musical”, and he wants his £134.50 back (about $220).  He and his brother, their wives, and seven chldren attended the performance.  No word from the kids on whether they felt deprived.  But for the cost of the tickets, it hardly seems worth the bother to file a lawsuit.

May 15, 2009

Karaoke and Pole Dancing - Nice Combination!

Filed under: What? ANOTHER Karaoke Law? — Tags: , , , — admin @ 10:20 am

Dance students taking classes to learn pole dancing

Dance students taking classes to learn pole dancing

Now HERE is an idea I can get behind — pole dancing in karaoke clubs.  I have no idea how pole dancing in a karaoke club works, but I’m sure willing to give it a try.  No, No, wait.  I don’t mean *I* am going to pole dance, I just want to watch all the ladies do it.

Apparently pole dancing in karaoke clubs is pretty normal and popular among the young people  in certain areas of China.  It became controversial when one of the many Chinese sub-governments decided to ban it.  In a move that made all the karaoke bar owners sigh with relief, in the end the government decided not to put the prohibition into place.  “The initial draft to disallow pole dancing aimed to nip erotic performances in the bud,” said an official surnamed Wei at the Culture, Broadcasting and Press Bureau. “But we’ve found no law in China that forbids pole dancing, so we decided to delete the stipulation.”

They did end up passing a new regulation that will prevent erotic performances at venues, including a detailed stipulation to make “all balconies transparent” to people on the street outside.  Huh?  Explain that one to me.  Maybe there was a problem with the language translation software, but that is something else I’d like to see.  Those inventive Chinese folks.  Transparent balconies.  Cool.

May 5, 2009

Defending Your Woman’s Buttocks

Filed under: Too Much to Drink — Tags: , , , — admin @ 12:33 pm

Something resembling this caused a near riot at a karaoke show in Beaverton, Oregon

Something resembling this caused a near riot at a karaoke show in Beaverton, Oregon

So, let’s say you are out singing karaoke with some of your buddys late one night, and there is a woman belting out a tune and you decide to smack her on the rear.  Then her husband comes up and confronts you and before you know it everybody is throwing chairs and beer bottles and then, whoa brother, here come the police.  Such was the story at the Azteca Restaurant in Beaverton, Oregon when Yemby Gomez decided that grabbing a quick feel was easier than trying to just do the manly thing and pick up a drunk woman.

Husband to the rescue, lots of mahem, panic, and punches.  It took 12 policemen and a significant amount of pepper spray to get things under control.  When all was said and done, seven people ended up in jail on charges from riot and disorderly conduct to, In Yenby’s case, harrassment.  And the Azteca is being investigated by the Oregon Liquor Control Commission for serving underage patrons.

But at least we know that in Beaverton some men will stand up for their woman and take it to the mat to defend their honor.

April 30, 2009

A Karaoke Movie Probably NOT Coming to a Theater Near You

Filed under: Karaoke Entertainment — Tags: , , , , , — admin @ 11:10 am

Chris Chong Chan Fui Director of the Movie Karaoke

Chris Chong Chan Fui Director of the Movie "Karaoke"

Clocking in at 75 minutes, the Malaysian film “Karaoke” is scheduled to be screened at the 62nd Cannes Film Festival this month. It’s directed by Chris Chong Chan Fui and this is his first full length film.

Best we can tell, the plot runs something like this:

The lead character is Betik. He snubbed his dad’s funeral a few years back which of course did not sit well with his mother. She felt betrayed by has absence. Betik decides he wants to turn his life around and build a future back home with his mother.

Betik takes on a day job shooting karaoke videos. At night, he tries to help his mother at the family’s karaoke bar downstairs. This is a karaoke hotspot where the local Indian estate workers, their families, and the Malay Muslim villagers next door gather and sing. It’s here that Betik meets a girl who seduces him with a future that he had dreamed about.

But nobody is as naïve as they seem and everybody wants something.

A story of love, betrayal, manipulation, deception and redemption. What more could you ask for in a movie about karaoke? Uhhh…maybe some karaoke? Have no idea if there is much singing, and since this is a Malaysian film, chances are they are not singing “Rhinestone Cowboy”. But we guess it’s another example of the continued popularity of karaoke throughout the world.

April 16, 2009

Drink Wine and Karaoke Singing - A Bad Combination

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Kyle Drinkwine's Police Photo

Kyle Drinkwine's Police Photo

In what surely must take the cake for supreme irony, a man named Kyle Drinkwine has been ordered not to consume alcohol as part of his probation for beating up a karaoke singer.  Drinkwine, a 24 year old from Wisconsin, was also sentenced to 60 days in jail and 3 years of probation.

The short story, which is really just about another drunk doing his thing, is that Drinkwine criticized the karaoke singing of the patron of a bar, who was belting out “Holy Diver,” the title cut on Dio’s 1983 debut album (Dio is fronted by Ronnie James Dio, the former lead singer for Black Sabbath).  Drinkwine then followed the singer to another bar and attacked him.

If you are really into the whole “America’s Most Wanted” thing, the Smoking Gun has the police report on Drinkwine here along with more information about his arrest last November.

April 3, 2009

Sing Karaoke On A Train Named for an Oddly Shaped Boy

Filed under: Unusual Places to Sing — Tags: , — admin @ 10:14 am

Joko Kendil Karaoke Train

Joko Kendil Karaoke Train

The state owned  railway company in Jakarta, India, has just announced it is going to refurbish a train called the “Joko Kendil”.  It was built in 1938 and was named after a boy who probably got a lot of teasing in middle school because his body was shaped like a casserole pot.  We’re having a hard time imagining that.

Anyway, if you have a spare $5,000 you can rent this tricked out train and sing karaoke all the way from Jakarta to the town of Surabaya.  It’s going to have all the modern conveniences, including sofas and LCD screens  for singing karaoke to the clickety-clack of the train wheels.  “Chattanooga Chu-Chu” anyone?

March 26, 2009

Karaoke Soap on-a-Rope

Filed under: Strange Products — Tags: , , , , — admin @ 11:41 am
If you’ve ever grabbed a shampoo bottle or one of those detachable handheld shower heads and danced in the bath like an American Idol star this product is for you.   At least until it starts dissolving in the shower, you’ll be able to multi-task and grab the fake mic while belting out a tune and having the cleanest body around.   This seems to be mostly a UK product, but eBay has some auctions if you really want one.  For a real laugh, hand it to your significant other and tell them it’s made of candy. 

Karaoke Microphone soap on-a-rope

Karaoke Microphone soap on-a-rope

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